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  ("Bilbo:  I feel all stretched, like.. like.. like I\'ve had too many face lifts ...\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.1.\n",
   "Ring: No! I don\'t want to go in the fire!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.2.\n\n",
   "Gildor: My name is Gildor and I am very important, and not very boring.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.3.",
   "Nazgul: SSSCCCCRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHH!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.4.\n\n",
   "Merry: It happened so fast. One moment he was there, the next, GONE! Bones and all!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.5.",
   "Merry (loudly): Yes, most of these trees will have to come down.... \nTrees: [Loom]\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.6.",
   "Goldberry: Eeeek! Tom how many times have I told you not to surprise me with unexpected guests!?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.7.",
   "Evil Wight: Come along Mr. Bigglesworth-wight, \nTime to go.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.8.",
   "Merry: (toot), ooh, sorry.. \nI am going out now (toot).. '\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.9.",
   "Pippin: You\'re sure it wasn\'t some crazy goth gang or the trench-coat mafia?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.10.",
   "The leaves were short, The grass was dead, The milkweed flowers gross and drear.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.11.",
   "Merry: So...there\'s a deadly chill spreading through your body... \nFrodo: But I feel fine!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody I.12.",
   "Strange Elf #3: I heard he ate an entire hobbit once!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.1.\n\n",
   "Glorfindel: You have my beaux!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.2.\n\n",
   "Pippin: Are we there yet? \nAragorn: No. \nPippin: Are we there yet? \nAragorn: No.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.3.",
   "Boromir: Just remember, this was not my idea, so if we die down here, I hope you all will be very sorry!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.4.",
   "Pippin: Heh heh! He said thrust!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.5.\n\n",
   "Haldir: I am Haldir and these are my lovers.. I mean my brothers, Rumil and Orophin.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.6.",
   "Sam (getting somewhat googly eyed again): Oh, I\'d like a peep, if youre willing.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.7.",
   "\nGaladriel: OH! Gimli, you\'re so baaaaad!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.8.\n\n",
   "Kalishnikov Assault Rifle: Kaplowie!! Take that, deep dark dread black thing!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.9.",
   "Pippin: Aw, did you try to grab HIS bum, too? \nBoromir: Just leave me alone!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.10.",
   "Boromir: What would I wammpfthth..... [Aragorn clamps his hand over Boromir\'s mouth.]\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.1.",
   "Eomer: Halflings? Get out of town!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.2.",
   "Merry: Yowch! Oh, man, I\'ll bet that\'s gonna leave a mark!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.3.",
   "Pippin: He is tripping? \nTreebeard: Noo not trippin\'... just having a flashback.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.4.",
   "Gimli: Say Aragorn, what say you to the loopyness- that is, reading, of Legolas?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.5.",
   "Geraldo: The lower guard have taken to shovels to removing some of the carnage....\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.7.",
   "Gandalf: Well here are their demands. They say that they wont go to Isengard until all are met.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.8.",
   "Ents: Ev\'rybody\'s talking about Wizardism, Orcism, Powerism, Ring-ism, Mordorism, Sarumism, This-ism, that-ism....\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.9.",
   "Enchanting Voice: Well, Gandalf.. How delightful has your hair become after your last visit to the beauty parlor...\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.10.",
   "Treebeard: I\'m gonna miss my peeps.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody III.11.",
   "Sam: Nice rope, lovely rope, so silky, so soft and supple.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.1.",
   "Gollum: <tugging at blanket> What are hobbits doing in there?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.2.",
   "Gollum: Master askesss us so we tell him so yess, Smeagol thinks he saw, gollum!, Smeagol thinks he saw... Carnies!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.3.",
   "Sam: (gawking) Holy socks! Good golly, Miss Molly! Great thundering horny-toads!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.4.",
   "Faramir: So you saw a big, tailless, gleamy eyed, scurrying, hissing thing, and you think it\'s a squirrel?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.5.",
   "Faramir: Have you thought about using an eagle?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.6.",
   "Gollum: Just lay back and chill little man and let me lay some heavy sounds on you.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.7.",
   "Sam: One hundred forty two thousand three hundred forty-six, one hundred forty two thousand, three hundred forty-seven, one hundred forty two thous... \nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.8.",
   "Shelob: ... BLINKBLINKBLINKBLINKBLINKBLINKBLINK... \nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.9.\n\n",
   "Sam: Gabardine Oh Morningbreath!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody IV.10.\n\n",
   "Denethor: Speak after me. I, \nPippin: I, \nDenethor: state your name \nPippin: state y- \nGandalf: [SMACK]\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.1.",
   "Theoden: Well, all-righty then. Just don\'t call me \'Pop.\' I hate that.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.2.",
   "Eowyn: What happened? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN\' NOTHING!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.3.",
   "Gandalf: Alas, I feared this would happen. The Enemy is using Furbys against us.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.4.",
   "Bobby Joe: [snicker] Nuff Testosterone for ya?\n Sue Anne: [giggle] Oh YEA!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.5.",
   "Merry\'s Sword: (cough) I\'ve always wanted to do that... (crumble, POOF)\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.6.",
   "Servant #1: What does capital offense mean?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.7.\n\n\n",
   "ER Admitting Clerk: (chewing gum) Uh huh... whatever... got your insurance card?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.8.",
   "Merry: Did they sing and dance? Or tell dead stories? Do you think they get scared of spooky stories... being dead and all?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.9.",
   "Dunadain: (perking up) Yep.  Now things are really starting to suck!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody V.10.",
   "Shagrat: See now, ain\'t this better than fighting? \nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.1.",
   "Sam: GALADRIEL\'S HAIR and CELEBORN\'S SKIRT...Frodo, I hear Orc feet and horses approaching!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.2.",
   "Odd Narrator: And with a mighty swipe of his blade, Sam struck Gollum\'s head from his shoulders.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.3.",
   "AK-47: To the last I grapple with thee; from hell\'s heart I stab at thee; for hate\'s sake I spit my last breath at thee.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.4.",
   "Eowyn: Where\'s ma armour and tutu?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.5.",
   "Celeborn: Run man! You can still save yourself! It\'s not too late... OW!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.6.",
   "Sam: All is not well here. Anybody got an aspirin?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.7.",
   "Pippin on a Bullhorn: LET\'S GET READY TO RRUUUUUUMMMMMBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.8.",
   "Gandalf: Remember my friends, not all tears are an evil, unless of course your eyes get all puffy and you look like someone\'s been punching you in the face.\nThe Stupid Ring Parody VI.9.",
   "Frodo: Who are you and where are my underpants?\nThe Stupid Ring Parody II.1.", 
   "You know you\'ve seen the movie Too Many Times when.... you lose a sock in the washing machine and sadly announce \"It has fallen into shadow\".\nToo Many Times", 
   "You know you\'ve seen the movie Too Many Times when.... you wonder why Elvish is not included in the world languages part of your course calendar.\nToo Many Times",
   "Legolas: I feel a shadow and a threat\n growing in my pants.\nThe Lord of the Pants\n",
   "\"It\'s warm,\" said Sam. \"Meaning your pants, Mr Frodo. It has felt so cold through the long nights.\"\nThe Lord of the Pants",
   "First old Bilbo he stole my ring,\nThen he tooks it to the Shire,\nAnd now little Frodo\'s got it,\nHe\'s gonna throw it in the fire!\nHowling Wolf Gollum",
   "There is a guy in Dunharrow\nThey call him Thengel's son\nAnd he's been the ruin of many a poor boy\nAnd God, I know I'm one\nSong Parodies",
   "Oh, I'm an Oliphaunt and I'm okay\nMy nose is long and my colour's grey\nI break down trees\nI shake the ground\nI like to flap my ears\nI'm bigger than a building\nBut ain't been seen in years\nSong Parodies",
   "I am the very model of a Ranger of Ithilien, \nI've got information on what pubs we can get silly in, \nI know the kings of Gondor, and I quote the fights historical \nFrom Gondolin to Pelennor, in order categorical\nSong Parodies",
   "Hey, Warg, they tho't you bad\nYou were a sad wolf who'd gotten better\nBut some, they let you into their hearts\nTho' your poems weren't any better.\nSong Parodies",
   "Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today\nI want to be a part of it - Gondor! Gondor!\nSong Parodies",
   "Laughing with Gandalf when he makes a bad pun\nMy cousin Merry when he rips a big one\nBooing our Strider when he tries to sing\nThese are a few of my favourite things\nSong Parodies",
   "Well you could tell by \nthe way he used to walk,\nHe was a manly man, didn't need a sock.\nSong Parodies",
   "Went to an Oscar party,\nTo celebrate with many friends,\nA chance to make some memories,\nTalk the film again.\nSong Parodies",
   "The leaves were short, The grass was dead,\nThe milkweed flowers gross and drear.\nAnd to this field, a man was lead,\nIn sunlight capering Joyfully!\nBawdy Verse",
	 "\"What's a Hobbit?\" asked Ron.<br>\"I remember reading a very old book about Hobbits,\" said Hermione. \"The name Frodo sounds familiar...\"\nFrodo and Harry" );

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