We only wanted to say one thing in this introduction. We really love Tolkien.

And we like the movie. Okay, so that's two things. We love Tolkien and the movie. But that's all we have to say.

So we wrote a parody about it on the netscape board. That would be three things that we want to say in this introduction. But that's all, just the three, and we don't want to say anything else.

Except for the souvenir store. We made a souvenir store. There. That's all we have to say: We wrote a parody, we love Tolkien, we liked the movie and we opened a souvenir store. And that's all we have to say. We aren't going to say anything else.

Except that we hope you enjoy the site.

So, we love Tolkien, we really liked the movie, we wrote a parody and we opened a souvenir store and we hope you enjoy the site but that's it, that's all we have to say. Really, that's all. We're not going to say anything else.

The end.

Well, actually there is some disclaimer stuff at the bottom, too. Quite a lot, actually. But that's all, really.

We love Tolkien, we really liked the movie, we wrote a parody and opened a souvenir store, we hope you enjoy the site and we put in some disclaimer stuff at the bottom. The end. That's really all. Really. We're not going to say anything else. We're not.

Except that's not the whole site, that's just all of the introduction. If you click on the stuff on the left you can see more pages.

Oh sorry, I guess that was sort of self-explanatory.

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