var book1chapters = new Array(" ", "A Long Expected Party", "The Shadow of the Past", "Three is Company", 
  "A Shortcut to Mushrooms", "A Conspiracy Unmasked", "The Old Forest",
	"In the House of Tom Bombadil", "Fog on the Barrow-downs", "At the Sign of the Prancing Pony", 
	"Strider", "A Knife in the Dark", "Flight to the Ford");

var book1quotes = new Array(" ",
  "Bilbo:  I feel all stretched, like.. like.. like I\'ve had too many face lifts ...",
  "Ring: No! I don\'t want to go in the fire!",
  "Gildor: My name is Gildor and I am very important, and not very boring.",
  "Nazgul: SSSCCCCRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHH!",
  "Merry: It happened so fast. One moment he was there, the next, GONE! Bones and all!",
  "Merry (loudly): Yes, most of these trees will have to come down.... Trees: [ Loom ]",
  "Goldberry: Eeeek! Tom how many times have I told you not to surprise me with unexpected guests!?",
  "Evil Wight: Come along Mr. Bigglesworth-wight, time to go.",
  "Merry: (toot) ooh, sorry.. I am going out now (toot).. ",
  "Pippin: You\'re sure it wasn\'t some crazy goth gang or the trench-coat mafia?",
  "The leaves were short, The grass was dead, The milkweed flowers gross and drear.",
  "Merry: So...there\'s a deadly chill spreading through your body... Frodo: But I feel fine!");
	
var book2chapters = new Array(" ", "Many Meetings", "Council of Elrond", "The Ring Goes South",
  "A Journey in the Dark", "The Bridge of Khazad-dum", "Lothlorien",
  "The Mirror of Galadriel", "Farewell to Lorien", "The Great River",
  "The Breaking of the Fellowship");

var book2quotes = new Array(" ",
  "Strange Elf #3: I heard he ate an entire hobbit once!",
  "Glorfindel: You have my beaux!",
  "Pippin: Are we there yet? Aragorn: No. Pippin: Are we there yet? Aragorn: No.",
  "Boromir: Just remember, this was not my idea, so if we die down here, I hope you all will be very sorry!",
  "Pippin: Heh heh! He said thrust!",
  "Haldir: I am Haldir and these are my lovers.. I mean my brothers, Rumil and Orophin.",
  "Sam (getting somewhat googly eyed again): Oh, I\'d like a peep, if you\'re willing.",
  "Galadriel: OH! Gimli, you\'re so baaaaad!",
  "Kalishnikov Assault Rifle: Kaplowie!! Take that, deep dark dread black thing!",
  "Pippin: Aw, did you try to grab HIS bum, too? Boromir: Just leave me alone!");

var book3chapters = new Array(" ",
  "The Departure of Boromir", "The Riders of Rohan", "The Uruk-Hai",
  "Treebeard", "The White Rider", "The King of the Golden Hall",
  "Helm's Deep", "The Road to Isengard", "Flotsam and Jetsam",
  "The Voice of Saruman", "The Palantir");

var book3quotes = new Array(" ",
  "Boromir: What would I wammpfthth..... [ Aragorn clamps his hand over Boromir\'s mouth. ]",
  "Eomer: Halflings? Get out of town!",
  "Merry: Yowch! Oh, man, I\'ll bet that\'s gonna leave a mark!",
  "Pippin: He is tripping? Treebeard: Noo not trippin\'... just having a flashback.",
  "Gimli: Say Aragorn, what say you to the loopyness- that is, reading, of Legolas?",
  "[ [ [ [ [ CENSORED ] ] ] ] ]",
  "Geraldo: The lower guard have taken to using shovels to remove some of the carnage....",
  "Gandalf: Well here are their demands. They say that they won\'t go to Isengard until all are met.",
  "Ents: Ev\'rybody\'s talking about Wizardism, Orcism, Powerism, Ring-ism, Mordorism, Sarumism, This-ism, that-ism....",
  "Enchanting Voice: Well, Gandalf.. How delightful has your hair become after your last visit to the beauty parlor...",
  "Treebeard: I\'m gonna miss my peeps.");

var book4chapters = new Array(" ",
  "The Taming of Smeagol",
  "The Passage of the Marshes",
  "The Black Gate is Closed",
  "Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit",
  "The Window on the West",
  "The Forbidden Pool",
  "Journey to the Cross-Roads",
  "The Stairs of Cirith Ungol",
  "Shelob\'s Lair",
  "The Choices of Master Samwise");

var book4quotes = new Array(" ",
  "Sam: Nice rope, lovely rope, so silky, so soft and supple.",
  "Gollum: (tugging at blanket) What are hobbits doing in there?",
  "Gollum: Master askesss us so we tell him so yess, Smeagol thinks he saw, gollum!, Smeagol thinks he saw... Carnies!",
  "Sam: (gawking) Holy socks! Good golly, Miss Molly! Great thundering horny-toads!",
  "Faramir: So you saw a big, tailless, gleamy eyed, scurrying, hissing thing, and you think it\'s a squirrel?",
  "Faramir: Have you thought about using an eagle?",
  "Gollum: Just lay back and chill little man and let me lay some heavy sounds on you.",
  "Sam: One hundred forty two thousand three hundred forty-six, one hundred forty two thousand, three hundred forty-seven, one hundred forty two thous... ",
  "Shelob: ... BLINKBLINKBLINKBLINKBLINKBLINKBLINK... ",
  "Sam: Gabardine Oh Morningbreath!" );
  
var book5chapters = new Array(" ",
  "Minas Tirith",
  "The Passing of the Grey Company",
  "The Muster of Rohan",
  "The Siege of Gondor",
  "The Ride of the Rohirrim",
  "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields",
  "The Pyre of Denethor",
  "The Houses of Healing",
  "The Last Debate",
  "The Black Gate Opens");

var book5quotes = new Array(" ",
  "Denethor: Speak after me. I, ...Pippin: I, ...Denethor: state your name ...Pippin: state y- ...Gandalf: [ SMACK ]",
  "Theoden: Well, all-righty then. Just don\'t call me \'Pop\'. I hate that.",
  "Eowyn: What happened? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN\' NOTHING!",
  "Gandalf: Alas, I feared this would happen. The Enemy is using Furbys against us.",
  "Bobby Joe: [ snicker ] Nuff Testosterone for ya?  Sue Anne: [ giggle ] Oh YEA!",
  "Merry\'s Sword: (cough) I\'ve always wanted to do that... (crumble, POOF)",
  "Servant #1: What does capital offense mean?",
  "ER Admitting Clerk: (chewing gum) Uh huh... whatever... got your insurance card?",
  "Merry: Did they sing and dance? Or tell dead stories? Do you think they get scared of spooky stories... being dead and all?",
  "Dunadain: (perking up) Yep.  Now things are really starting to suck!");

var book6chapters = new Array(" ",
  "The Tower of Cirith Ungol", "The Land of Shadow", "Mount Doom",
	"The Field of Cormallen", "The Steward and the King", "Many Partings",
	"Homeward Bound",	"The Scouring of the Shire", "The Grey Havens");

var book6quotes = new Array(" ",
  "Shagrat: See now, ain\'t this better than fighting?",
  "Sam: GALADRIEL\'S HAIR and CELEBORN\'S SKIRT...Frodo, I hear Orc feet and horses approaching!",
  "Odd Narrator: And with a mighty swipe of his blade, Sam struck Gollum\'s head from his shoulders.",
  "AK-47: To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.",
  "Eowyn: Where\'s ma armour and tutu?",
  "Celeborn: Run man! You can still save yourself! It\'s not too late... OW!",
  "Sam: All is not well here. Anybody got an aspirin?",
  "Pippin on a Bullhorn: LET\'S GET READY TO RRUUUUUUMMMMMBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!",
  "Gandalf: Remember my friends, not all tears are an evil, unless of course your eyes get all puffy....");

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