Our favorite photo captions!
Photo #14
-- photo submitted by Elfrodeo
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you . . . the future Kings of Gondor and Rohan. No, really, I mean it. Hey, where-where are you all going? What the-? Oh, Viggo, I told you they wouldn't like the hat. -- Thrandulion
Viggo: My sword is longer than your sword.
Karl: You wish! -- Pennemiriel
Viggo: My sword is longer than your sword.
Karl: Nah... it's just older.
Viggo: Well yeah, and it's been more places too.
Karl: D'oh! -- Idril
Viggo: This sucks! Our dates are wearing the same outfit.
Karl: Yeah... and mine looked pissed about it, too. -- Idril
Karl: Hey Viggo... I see you have your hat. Where's the fuzzy ferret? -- Idril
Karl: Damn! Idril must like us! She's written more captions for us that for any of the other guys.
Viggo: Ya think? --Idril
Viggo: Brilliant plan Karl!
Karl: I know! Put us beside Orcs and we're as pretty as Orlando! --Lulinda
Photo #13
-- photo submitted by Jessica (who isn't Zhang Anlei)
Saruman: You look tense, Lurtzy. Can I get you anything? Some warm milk, perhaps? Ovaltine? -- KimTV
Saruman: Do you know how the orcs first came into being?
Uruk-hai: Ehhhhhhhh.....Uhhhhhh.... *growls because he can't answer the question* -- Jessica (who isn't Zhang Anlei)
Saruman: Do you know how the orcs first came into being?
Uruk-hai: Uhhh... Do I get a lifeline? -- Jessica's friend (who also isn't Zhang Anlei)
Saruman: You know, he doesn't look quite like the picture on the "Make Your Own Elf" box. -- Lothlorienbaby
"You said, I want big and buff. You never said anything about dental work!"-- Pennemiriel
Saruman: So... hows about a little drink after work?
Lurtz: As if!-- Idril
Saruman: Haven't I told you a thousand times not to play catch with the Palantir in the tower???
Lurtz: *Gazes defiantly off into space* Whatcha gonna do? Ground me?-- SilverIceElf
Saruman: I know your upset about how greasy your hair looks but if you'd just use my shampoo your hair would be silky and shiny like mine in no time!-- Medicrn
Saruman: *wiping eyes* They grow up so fast!-- Marrim
Saruman: Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
Lurtz: Well...*blushes* when two Orcs love each other very much....-- Marrim
Saruman: Hmmmm. Dreadlocks are so 2nd age. How about a nice fade?-- Lulinda
Photo #12
-- photo submitted by Niav
Orlando: (choking Billy) You took my award! Took my award! Where is it? What have you done with it?
Billy: (choking) Arrrrggggggggggggg!
Photographer: Smile!
Orlando(smiling): (to Billy) Saved by the photo.
Billy:(also smiling)(to photographer) thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! -- Niav
Orlando: Isn't he so cute, you wish you could just pop his head off and put it in your pocket?
Billy: Uh... thanks, Orli. Please don't try it.-- SmaugsBro of toastedhobbits fame.
Orlando: You've heard of the Vulcan Death Grip? Well this is the Elvish Giggle Grip.
Billy: Teehee! Teehee!
Orlando: See, works every time! -- Idril
Billy: *Choke* Urgh, I'm sorry I said Elijah had prettier cheekbones!-- Lulinda
Photo #11
-- photo submitted by SilverIceElf
Dom: Alright Elijah, now if you want to tig the photographer, you've got to wear a shirt like Orli.
Elijah: What?!?! No way!-- Pippin the Elf
Dom - Hey, Orli.....you got a bug on your head man.
Orlando - *grits teeth* Just keep smiling
Elijah - Free beer? Over here mate!
Billy - What am I gonna do with you guys? -- Eowyner
Dom: What the...? He was blonde the last time I saw him. -- PharazAnnun
EW: Seriously? They found my shades in Orli's dressing room?
Dom (to Orli): I told you he'd find them. Now what?
Orli: Don't worry, they're fakes.
Billie: Right. Where are we goin' -- Pennemiriel
Dom: Hey Orli, you wanna-be hobbit, move over please, you're totally blocking Sean!
Sean (from somewhere behind Orli): Yeah, the elf photo is down that way, Hugo's calling for you! -- MEDICRN18
Elijah, Dom and Billy: Here we come...a walkin down the streeeet.... get the funniest looks from...everyone we meeeeeett....Hey hey we're the Hobbits...
Orli: Well technically not me..but my shirt fits the Monkee's era anyway. -- merithehobbit
"Three of these things
Are all together.
Three of these things
Are kinda the same.
But one of these things
Is not like the others....." -- katran28
Elijah: Throw me a ball, go on, go on!
Dom: I swear I saw something move! -- air168
Dom: I hope Orli doesn't realise he's still got a bald patch at the side of his head.
EW: just keep smiling he will never know.
Billy: tee hee hee!
Orli: my Gran's tablecloth came in handy when i forgot to wash a clean shirt. --MALAIG
Photo #10
-- photo submitted by merithehobbit
Saruman, you wouldn't have any Grey Poupon by any chance, would you? -- KimTV
"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" -- PharazAnnun
"I have a cunning plan." -- silvericelf
"To be or not to be, that is the question." -- CelandineHaleth
"So, then, you're saying that I shouldn't have thrown the Palantir away?" -- Pennemiriel
"Yessss......I took the Prancing Pony down...ha ha ha ha....and what are you going to do about it????????" -- norgara1
"You did....WHAT.....to my car!!!!!!!!!!!?????????" -- Hobbitlassy
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine." -- lothlorienbaby
"What? I still don't look creepy enough? Maybe I should put some more grease in my hair..." -- palantir3owner
"Why yes, I do have poor circulation. Does it show?" -- katran28
"What? You mean the Undead look is no longer in fashion and no one bothered to tell me?!" -- MEDICRN18
"You don't think that Eowyn finds me attractive then?" -- Pennemiriel
"Look, just give me back my eyebrows, yeah?" -- Elentari Anvanya
"Man, Michael Jackson's got nothing on me!" -- Fool of a Took
Photo #9
-- photo snagged from the movie "Bandits" by Idril
"Welcome, Frodo of the Shire, one who has seen.. THE UVULA!!!"--Idril
"Instead of a Dark Lord you would have a scream!! Not dark but loud and endowed with perfect tonsils...and a great dental plan." -- merithehobbit
"What!? You mean I'm not really a fair elven queen with magical powers amd golden tresses? Damn!That was one role I really got into." -- MEDICRN18
"SCREAM!!!!!!!!
Marton (aka Celeborn) I told you to put that away!!" -- silvericelf
"Oh my God, Frodo! Shave those feet!!!!" -- Pennemiriel
PJ: "Uuhhh... that's really good Cate, but we were planning to use some CGI effects for the 'scary Galadriel' scene. Thanks, though... really." -- IdrilCelebrindal
Whoa! You Hobbits are hairy EVERYWHERE, aren't you?! -- katran28
"CELEBORN! You have to run to the store...we have HOBBITS coming!!" -- merithehobbit
"Wow! It's true what they say about a man's feet relating to the size of his...um...Put that thing away Frodo!" -- katran28
Galadriel: WAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!-- Elentari Anvanya
Photo #8
-- photo submitted by Bunnie
"Lij! Lij!! You know that you aren't really 3'6" don't you?!" -- katran28
EW: "It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf!"
Orli: "Um...yeah, it's great, Eli...I mean 'Frodo.'" (whispers) "Liv - HELP! He's gone off the deep end again..." -- BridgetChubb
Orlando: "Gimme a big fat hug, baby!! Er......I meant Liv, Elijah." -- FrdLives
Orli: "I feel a shadow and a threat growing in my pants."
Elijah: "Shush! Meri doesn't like slash, remember?" -- IdrilCelebrindal
Liv: "Hey? How come Elijah doesn't give me hugs like that...I'm as tall and strong as Orli...I whipped those Nazgul single handedly...POUT." -- merithehobbit
Elijah: If you love me let me lick you...
Orlando: (whisper) Help me Liv!
Liv: I'm staying out of this one.
Orlando: Please!!
Liv: Remember what happened last time I got you out of a fix?
Elijah:*cuddle*
Orlando: Oh god help me. -- aeilish
Photo #7
-- photo submitted by Idril
Frodo- Man, that Mordor sun is bright! -- palantir3owner
Yeah, I know. It's not much of a disguise, but it keeps the Nazgirls away. -- Idril
The NEXT person to say "Your future's so bright you have to wear shades" gets kicked in the knee! -- Idril
"The name's Baggins. Frodo Baggins."-- Bunnie
"Uh, Sam are you sure this is enough of a disguise to slip through Mordor with? I think we should go with the whole nose and mustache combo these came with originally."-- MEDICRN18
Geeze! Now I know why they call you Gandalf the White! -- Russ
Because ALL the BIG stars wear 'em, THAT'S Why! -- Russ
"Let me see ya NOD YOUR HEAD!" -- CelandineHaleth
"Gollum, if you don't get off my case, I'm gonna get Rocky to deal with you the only way he knows how. Bang! Got it?" -- Pennemiriel
Frodo: I couldn't afford brown colored contacts to take people's attention off my eyes, so these shades will just have to do. -- aneya26
Frodo: (with a cheezy Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.) "I'll be there and back again." -- katran28
"Right... now that I am in total disguise and no-one will ever recognise me, maybe I'll have one more go at getting those Wal-mart pins!!!!!!!!!" -- norgara1
Frodo: The yellow face...the white sun...my beautiful tear laden fair eyes...it hurts us it does...it burnssss...ahhh..better. -- Meri
Photo #6
-- photo submitted by Idril
Billy!!! Oh, please save me from that horrible troll! I love you man! -- KimTV
Thank you, thank you, you brought me mushrooms!!! And I thought I was going to have to eat Hollywood "food." --silvericelf
It was said that Frodo left for the Undying Lands right after seeing this photo. --lothlorienbaby
Dom: Yes Sean! I know you missed me terribly, but I only went to the bathroom! -- Idril
Dom: Okay, okay, I love you too -- now stop! People are starting to stare. -- Idril
"I love you, man!" -- Pennemiriel
Sean: Oh, my sweet Dom monkey! They're playing our song. -- Aneya
Sean: Hold me, Dom! Don't let that bad Troll eat me. -- Aneya
Dom: Sean, if we close our eyes I'm sure all those screaming Nazgirls will just disappear! -- Aneya
Dom: Uh...Sam? You know...this isn't helping those rumors you know! Oh what the heck...I am so digging the hobbit hugging! -- Meri
Sean: Guess what, Dom? That troll is stoned and so am I! -- Idril
Sean: Sean Love Dom!-- Lulinda
Dom: There's no place like home, there's no place like home!
Sean: Are we back in Kansas yet?-- Elentari Anvanya
Photo #5
-- photo submitted by Narsilia
Do you see that guy's hand? Yea, the one behind me....freaky... -- KimTV
Viggo dons a disguise in a vain attempt to elude a wild-eyed stalker with a "6" tattoo. --Idril
Viggo: Maybe I should stick to fantasy epics. I don't think this western gear is really working for me. --MEDICRN18
(A WAY inside joke for South Park Fans) Viggo: Okay, here I am in this independent film... now where's my damned pudding? --Idril
Viggo: "And just WHERE were you thinking of sticking that fuzzy ferret?" --aneya26
Star Trek reference..... Viggo: "No, I will not pet-sit your Tribble, Peter!" --silvericelf
Viggo: Okay,you wanna know about the hat? The greasy Aragorn wig got stuck again,alright? Yeesh. -- Angeldawg6
"Throw that popcorn and you're a dead hobbit, Sam!" -- Pennemiriel
"When I become king my fashion designer is SO fired!"--LMBeth
Viggo's chest hair wig had slipped...-- Elentari Anvanya
Photo #4
-- photo submitted by Idril
"No, I'm not coming out of here to do this shoot until someone gets me some decent shoes!" -- BunnieBugs
Damn that Gollum! Surely there's a better way to sneak into Mordor than being rolled in hiding inside this tire! -- lotr42
"Enough with the cracks already about how this looks like I'm sitting in a hobbit hole!" -- MEDICRN18
"I'm not pouting... I just think the ring should be mine! I don't care if it's not real!" -- silvericelf
"Blue suede shoes? That was then, this is now." -- Pennemiriel
Photo #3
--photo submitted by lothlorienbaby
There's trouble a'comin, by cracky! 'An if that ain't the truth I'll shave off my beard and braid my hair like a sissy girl! --Idril
I got this ill cut jacket, a metal post in my head and am forced to have this rug on my chin...I thought the movies were supposed to be babes and parties? --merithehobbit
*beep* *beep* *beep* "A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind, but I am having trouble picking up anything specific on my antenna." --FrdLives
"The elves of Arizona ride again!" --silvericelf
Photo #2
-- photo submitted by Idril
Orlando: Yeah, and that guy in the movie Alien, after he eats a big Italian meal, and what happens next is really disgusting, ya know, how the Alien thing just..., well , here help me show 'em Dom....... --FrdLives
Orlando: See, I told you this would be fun Billy!!
Dominic: I'm Dominic, remember?
Orlando: Yes, that's what I said, isn't it?
Dominic: *sigh* --eegahMST3K
Dominic found some very good mushrooms that day. --lothlorienbaby
Orlando: Uh, Dom...you do realize you're not really hobbit sized and my back is about to give from your weight? --MEDICRN18
I told you already Orli, I will not get off your back until you get a new clothing designer! --merithehobbit
This is a hobbit on entdraught. Any questions?
(A message brought to you by the Just Say No Foundation) --Idril
"I'm telling you, Dominic, it's Orli! So he hasn't really got long, blonde hair! Get off him! It IS Orli!" --Pennemiriel
Dominic Monaghan and Orlando Bloom re-enact the Old Forest scene that was cut from the Fellowship of the Ring. The alternative "ride" for Dominic being Peter Jackson, they made a snap decision... --Narsilia
"And then I carried the Hobbits over the Misty Mountains all by myself...just like this!"
"No, no Orli, that's not what happened... you've been into the pipeweed again haven't you?" --silvericelf
Orlando: "Dominic, do youknow how many girls would pay good money to be you right now?"
Dominic: "I know a few who would pay good money to be you!" --LMBeth
Orlando: Dammit Dom, I TOLD you not to drink that Entdraught stuff! You don't know what Viggo puts in it! -- Lulinda
Photo #1
(This was of PJ and some local NZ business guy by the name of Grant Baker. They're on location at Whakapapa.) -- photo submitted by Idril
Hi, this is Peter Jackson, director of Lord of the Rings. I just have one question for you all. What the bloody hell am I doing stuck on the bottom of the page? -- Idril
Only Peter and his friend turned up for the school photo that year. -- PharazAnnun
"Hello, I'm Jay and this is my hetero life partner, Silent Bob." -- Idril
Friend: No, Peter, the jacket just doesn't fit. Give it back to Elijah. --Liv of Bag End
No, no, not that button Pippin.. the other one! Oh how long do we have to stand here grinning like idiots??? --SilverIce
As you can see, the police have marked out the crime scene. They have not yet identified any suspects, but the snow was stolen sometime last night.
We only want the snow back, no questions asked. --Pennemiriel
"Just take the bloody picture before I whaka yo' papa!" --Mariel
"Uh, George, is that your hand on my bum?" --Liv of Bag End
PJ: Ya know Grant, I think this means that Viggo has taken a picture of everyone in NZ!! --eegahMST3K
Grant: Cool, I actually get my photo taken with a real hobbit at last! --MEDICRN18
"Ok Viggo, there's another picture for your collection, now can we get back to work please?" --Norgara
"Hi, this is Peter Jackson. I'm here today with Grant Baker, the only person in NZ who actually owns a tie!" --Idril
Cameraman in background: OhmyGod! I just erased the entirety of Helm's Deep! Stay calm. Stay calm! --lothlorienbaby
While the busy movie crew slaves away, Peter Jackson models the new Harley Davidson Burnt Marshmallow Line of Jackets with New Zealand's own Wooly Hat Kingpin, Grant Baker. --merithehobbit