This page was written by my very good friends. It's apparently the result of a chatroom activity they call TinkleRing.
I have no idea what the rules of the game are, but I'm pretty sure it involves excess amounts of alcohol (Or in Meri's case, chocolate.) If I ever figure out the rules (or the cure), I'll let you know. -- Idril
(They get like this sometimes... just smile and try to ignore them, okay? ::whistling::)
"Aragorn and I were tinklering in Fangorn last night" --elennaur
"Forth the Three Tinklers" --weaverbird
Gandalf: Wouldn't you like the feel of a tinkler in your hand? --howlingwolfgollum
"You have tinkled my sister's steps long enough." --elennaur
"Tell me your tinkle, horse master, and I will tell ye mine!" --weaverbird
The closer we are to tinkle the farther we are from harm. --merithehobbit
"Merry, the tree's tinkling." --elennaur
"What tinkles from the North, Riders of Rohan?" --weaverbird
Lord of the Tinkle. --merithehobbit
Mourn not overmuch, mighty was the tinkler, meet was his ending --howlingwolfgollum
Shall I tinkle or should I get a box? --merithehobbit
"This is a tinkle" --elennaur
"Then it is a good tinkle." --elennaur
"Are there no tinklers among you?" --weaverbird
"Tinklers on wings!" --weaverbird
"I have come back to you now, at the turn of the tinkle." --elennaur
Tinkle!! It cannot be! --merithehobbit
Some of these tinklers were my friends! --howlingwolfgollum
There will be no dawn for tinklers --weaverbird
But no living man am I, you look upon a tinkler --howlingwolfgollum
"I know more about tinklers than any living man. --weaverbird
"Give me tinkler NOW, keep nasssssty chips" --weaverbird
Ask the tinkler? --howlingwolfgollum
May it be a tinkler to you when all other tinklers go out --weaverbird
Frodo and Aragorn tinklered? --howlingwolfgollum
Women who don't own a tinkle can still die on one" --elennaur
I don't think Gandalf meant for us to tinkle this way. --merithehobbit
Eowyn: "Lord Aragorn?" Gimli: "He tinkled" --weaverbird
"Dwarves are natural tinklers, very dangerous over short distances" --elennaur
"Tinkle me. Don't tell the elf" --weaverbird
I feel that Gimli is probably also a habitual tinkler --elennaur
Here's one from Dave...."Tinkles, what are Tinkles precious?" --silvericelf
"TIN-KLES boil em, mash em, put em in a stew" --silvericelf
Give them to me alive and wriggling, keep your tinklers --celandine
"Legolas....I have tinkled already!" --silvericelf
"And what of the other...the tinkler creature?" --silvericelf
"A wizard should tinkle better" (Treebeard) --silvericelf
"I will put a tinkle hole in your belly" (grishnakh) --silvericelf
"That tinkle counts as mine!" (Gimli) --silvericelf
"It's warm Mr. Frodo, your tinkle I mean."? --celandine
"YOU SHALL NOT TINKLE!" (Gandalf) --silvericelf
"Welcome to Tinkle Frodo Baggins... orrrrr... Welcome to Rivendell Frodo Tinkler" --silvericelf
"They were tinklers once, great tinklers of men" --silvericelf
You would die before your tinkle fell --celandine
Their tinkle has quickened --silvericelf
What do you smell? Man tinkle --silvericelf
"I would cut your tinkler off, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground" (Éomer) --silvericelf
"I have fought many wars Master Dwarf. I know how to defend my tinkler" (Théoden) --silvericelf
"These are Uruk-Hai. Their armour is thick and their tinklers are broad" Gimli
Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your tinkler! --celandine
"Tinkle you fools" Gandalf --silvericelf
"So much fear and doubt over such a small tinkle. Such a little tinkle" --silvericelf
"On your tinkler Sam" --silvericelf
"We swearsss....we swearss on the Tinkler." Gollum --silvericelf
Faramir: Bind their tinklers! --celandine
"This is Tinkler...you've seen it before, haven't you Gollum?" --silvericelf
"That is one of the Tinklers, unless my eyes deceive me" Legolas --silvericelf
"You are banished....on pain of tinkling" Grima --silvericelf
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the tinklers of men. --celandine
Gandalf: "The tinklers must hold." Aragorn: "They will hold" --silvericelf
"Untie our tinklers" Merry (book 3 chapter III) --silvericelf
"What about their tinklers? They don't need those." Grishnahk --silvericelf
"Looks like tinklers is back on the menu boys" Ugluk --silvericelf
"Go ahead, tinkle. No one is going to save you now." Grishnahk --silvericelf
"We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and tinkling." Aragorn --silvericelf
"The Tinkler of Gondor" Legolas --silvericelf
Send out your warg tinklers. --celandine
"You tinkle!" Legolas (to warg rider). --silvericelf
"There is still tinkle" --weaverbird
Théoden: Leave the tinklers. --celandine
"My people are leaving these tinklers" Elrond --weaverbird
"There is still tinkle" --silvericelf
"The quest stands upon the edge of a tinkler." Galadriel --weaverbird
Make way for Théoden, make way for the Tinkler. --celandine
This tinkle will claim his life" Galadriel --silvericelf
"by nightfall these hills will be crawling with tinklers." --weaverbird
"You're late. You look like tinkle" --silvericelf
You look tinkler? --silvericelf
"Your words are TINKLE!" Eowyn --weaverbird
"He must have tinkled sometime in the night" --silvericelf
Helms Deep has but one weakness. Its outer wall is solid rock but for a small tinkler at its base, which is little more than a drain. --celandine
"Look for my tinkler at dawn on the fifth day" --silvericelf
"We wish to stay at the Prancing Pony....our tinklers are our own" --silvericelf
"Let this be the hour we draw our tinklers together" --silvericelf
How about: Slinker and Tinkler --celandine
"Only a few hours ago you were unwilling to sit on a tinkler of Rohan. You will make a tinkler yet" Legolas (Book3 chap III) --silvericelf
"Save us nice master! Smeagol promises to Tinkle, promises faithfully." --merithehobbit
Frodo: Its the tinkler, it's getting heavier! --celandine
"We make for the tinkler of Rohan. We should never have tinkled here" Boromir --silvericelf
"Tom Bombadil is the tinkler" Goldberry (book 1 chap VII) --silvericelf
Go back to the tinkler, Flame of Udun. --celandine
"Samwise Gamgee have you been Tinkling?" --merithehobbit
and the tinkle of Earendil shone bright in the West as a token that all was made ready, and as a guide over the sea; and Men marvelled to see that silver flame in the paths of the Sun --sillimarilli
"The tinkle of Men" --sillimarilli
For Sauron himself was filled with great fear at the wrath of the Valar, and the tinkle that Eru laid up sea and land. It w --sillimarilli
"Very well. It is no good saying anymore. Stick to your tinkler- your whole tinkler mind you- and I hope it will turn ou the best, for you, and for all of us" Gandalf (Book 1 chap I) as greater far than aught he had looked for. --silvericelf
"How bright your tinkler looks." Gandalf (Book 1 chap I) --silvericelf
"For Dora Baggins in memory of a long tinkler, with love from Bilbo" --silvericelf
"What the need to sniff? The tinkle nearly knocks me down with my nose held. You tinkle, and master tinkles; the whole place tinkles." (Sam Bk 4, Chapter 2) --merithehobbit
Boromir at CoE:Wherever he came a madness fell on our tinklers, so that horse and man gave way and fled. --celandine
Then Fingolfin said, "I will release my brother's tinkler." --sillimarilli
"But this one was as big as an elm tree, and tinkling- tinkling seven yards to a stride, if it was an inch." Sam (Book 1 chap II) --silvericelf
"They are tinkling, tinkling, tinkling over the Sea, they are tinkling into the West and leaving us." Sam (Book 1 chap II) --silvericelf
"In Eregion long ago many Elven-tinklers were made, magic tinklers as you call them, and they were, of course, of various kinds: some more potent and some less.... But the Great Tinklers, the Tinklers of Power, they were perilous." Gandalf (Book 1 chap II) --silvericelf
"Here, take the tinkler. Do not be afraid. Hold it up and watch!" (Frodo Bk 4 chapter 9) --merithehobbit
"This is the Master-tinkler, the One Tinkler to rule them all. This is the One Tinkler that he lost many ages ago, to the great weakening of his power. He greatly desires it- but he must not get it." Gandalf (Book 1 chap II) --silvericelf
Frodo: "Bilbo, have you been at the Gaffer's tinkle?" --eowyner
Legolas: But they will all tinkle!
Aragorn: Then I will tinkle as one of them! -- CharmedOrliFairy
Gimli: ahh, Galandriel, I would call nothing fairer than the tinkle she gave me.
Legolas: What was it?
Gimli: I asked her for one tinkle from her golden tinkle....she gave me three tinkles. -- CharmedOrliFairy
Legolas: Lembas... Elvish tinklebread. One small bite is enough to fill the tinkle of a grown man. -- Joyce K.
Gandalf: They are tinkling. -- Joyce K.
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