Yo. Whassup in heah is a whole mess a street language, dawg. If that ain't yo thang then take yo happy ass on back to da main page.

Click here ta get on wid da story, homes.

(Translation: This story contains adult language and references to drug use. If that isn't your cup of tea, please use the back button on your browser to return to the main page.

Click here to read Lord of the Bling.)