7/18: It is my contention that Ms Narsilia (also known as Karina) is, in fact, an outrageous flirt. However in her recently updated Waterbaby site, Ms Narsilia stated the following: "I am not nor have I ever been a flirt."
Although this is in startling contrast to her posted account of the events of July 12th, I offer the following additional evidence to support my assertion:
- According to multiple media reports, Mr. Mortenson has an elvish "nine" tattoo.
- According to a reliable witness, on July 12th Ms Narsilia had a tattoo of the elvish number "six" done, immediately prior to attending Mr. Mortenson's poetry reading.
The sexual implications of these two facts should be intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
Any questions?
7/21: Alright! I confess! I've been picking on Narsilia because I'm terribly jealous. I just didn't realize how much I cared before! But now... well... (SIGH)... perhaps this poem will explain:
To Narsilia
What's he got that I ain't got?
Is it that big impressive role?
Does the fact that I have no role at all
make that much difference?
Bitter tears I cry
through the long summer nights
big drippy ones.
With Morrisettian rage I scream
until blood trickles off my nose.
What's he got that I ain't got?
I look at myself
in the harsh bathroom mirror.
Oh crap.
But see?
I wrote you a freakin' poem
I put tears in it, cause I know you like 'em
(even though my ex-poet ex
says poets shouldn't ever)
I tried to put some obscure stuff in it
All I could think of was "Morrisettian".
Isn't that good enough?
What's he got that I ain't got?
Sheesh!